Interesting unpublished draft: Vedic Horoscopic Analysis of the Black Sheep:

Sometimes I wonder "Why me?".  This might just be the greater plan... 

 

  Your Moon sign is Gemini.The zodiac sign in which the moon was located at the time of your birth is known as Moon sign. Vedic astrology places special emphasis on the Moon sign. As Moon represents one's own mind, a lot can be deduced from this sign. 

Mercury owns Gemini, Moon considers mercury his friend but mercury considers Moon as his enemy. Mercury represents intelligence and Moon represents one’s own mind, this position thus makes the native very clever, witty and creative. The native may become a very good orator and may have the ability to influence and persuade others. The native may rise to a position of power because of these abilities. The native will have quickness of thought and will be very bright. The native will be very religious in nature and will be loved by people for his good actions. In certain situations the native may see multiple options and will fail to take decisions because of uncertainty. The native will be very fond of music and poetry. The native will be known for his gentle nature and will gain a lot of respect from peers. The native may be very flirtatious and may not like to do household chores. They tend to avoid physical confrontation at all costs. The native is very likely to get lung problems, so should stay away from smoking.

Your Ascendant sign is Cancer.The sign rising on the eastern horizon at the time of your birth is known as Ascendant or Lagna sign. Asendant plays a special role in vedic astrology and determines the overall strength of the chart as well as placement of various signs in 12 houses.

Those born in Cancer ascendant/rising sign have somewhat middle sized body and average height. They generally have fat neck, long arms, long face, wide chest and fair complexion. They are extremely sensitive, inquisitive, nervous and restless. They get a lot of opportunities for progress in their life. They are fond of traveling and water related activities. They are desirous of wealth, worldly things and possessions but like to spend less (to the extent that it can take the form of miserliness). They are generally not very successful in love affairs, but once married, they are deeply attached to their family and children. They generally have a reputation for love of justice and fair play. They like to get involved in social service and get a lot of respect because of that. They may be very talkative (with good oratory skills), self-reliant, honest and unbending in nature.

Your Birth Star is Ardra.The star constellation in which the moon was located at the time of your birth is known as your birth star. Vedic astrology places special emphasis on the birth star (aka Nakshatra). 

Position: 6-40 to 20-00' Gemini
General Characteristics: Emphasis on the mind or thinking capacity - deep feeling along with passionate thinking - motivated by desire.
Translation: The moist one
Symbol: The human head
Animal Symbol: Female Dog
Ruling Planet: Rahu
Nature: Manushya (human)
Presiding deity: Rudra the god of the storm and destruction
Favorable: Curious mind; hunger for knowledge; quick in action; good memory; prefers physical work or work involving the body; good at getting support from the government or authorities; great communicator; truthful; have a transformative point in life at which point they drop many of their bad traits; compassionate towards those in pain.
Unfavorable: Arrogant; abuses power; lusts after material attainments; ungrateful; mischievous; reckless; physically oriented jobs; anti-social; mean streak causes pain to others; self-serving; dishonest; stubborn; critical; impolite; untruthful; poor financial planning; excessive indulgences; cause pain or agony to others; violent; complaining.
Famous Ardra: Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, Farrah Fawcett, Babe Ruth, F.D. Roosevelt, Bo Derek, Humphrey Bogart, Kurt Cobain
Career Interests: Writers, teachers, hospice, social services, sales, pr, politics, humanitarian projects, athlete, butcher, drug dealer, chemotherapist, those who deal with dead things such as junk, canned, frozen food.
Health Issues: Nervous system disorder, skin sensitivity, allergies, mental disorder, lung problems.

You are currently running Saturn Dasha and Mercury Antardasha . The planets give their results when either their Dasha or Antardasha operates.  

Saturn Dasha

In Saturn dasha modesty, intelligence and knowledge is enhanced but the native has to work really hard to achieve anything. There could be an increase in prestige and income. There may be money from inheritances or from involvement in real estate. If in politics then the native is elected to some high post. The native is also likely to get gold ornaments, comforts, good clothes, house, land and new vehicle if Saturn is acting like a benefic planet in one's chart. A bad Saturn on the other hand can cause suffering to elders in the family. There could be restlessness and fear of theft, fire and poison. There may be opposition from relatives, domestic crisis and disagreement with coworkers. There may be fear of demotion or suspension and imprisonment by the government if Saturn transit is also very bad. There could be health related issues as well.

Mercury AntarDasha

A well placed and strong Mercury in its antardasha under Saturn dasha signifies pleasure from the company of scholars, interest in pious deeds, rise in status, possible promotion at work, gain in business & trade, increase in wealth, success in competition and increase in mental agility. Wife and sons may cause happiness; one may buy new vehicles and earn good fortune. If mercury is weak and badly placed then it may signify good results in the early part of the antardasha, but later on it denotes diseases, losses, failure in all undertakings, increase in anxiety, restlessness and great fear of ruin. One may also become crafty and quarrelsome.